anal conquistador

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.

Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.

by Belly626 September 17, 2006

Conquistasnoring

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.

"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"

by MayDayX May 6, 2015

Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.

Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!

by Drewpy January 26, 2005

Cosquillas

What you have to do for a fine ass Latina when y'all are laying down

Running your fingers down her back

She said she wanted some cosquillas

So I ran my fingers down her back

by Hwhdbdid September 5, 2016

Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.

Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.

by Mercury1 August 8, 2005

Horny Little Conquistador

Spanish version of little man with the helmet

"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"

by Dornatio May 29, 2003

Conquistador Pua

A famous pick up artist from London who has cracked the nightclub code.

Holly: I meet this guy last night in West End and he was very different from others.
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua

by waitress who hates her job April 26, 2012