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Bill Cosmopolitan

1/2 oz of Fresh lime juice, 1 oz Cranberry juice, 1/2 oz Cointreau, 1 1/2 oz Vodka Citron, 1 tablet of GHB. Serve chilled. Garnish with slice of lime. Will most likely cause the consumer of the beverage to pass out, leaving them open to sexual violation.
Frat Guy #1: Hey, so how are you gonna try to get Vanessa over there to fuck with you tonight?

Frat Guy #2: I'm thinking about fixing her a Bill Cosmopolitan. *winks*

Frat Guy #1: You smart ass motherfucker. Go get her Brock.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
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Comportment

A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior.
"Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."

"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut."

"Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level."

"Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially."
by DylanEdBryceMarc June 27, 2008
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cosmopolitical

Street savvy politicial know-how for the urbanites.
Oh my gosh, those gay guys are so cosmopolitical.
by Inner-circle August 9, 2010
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comportmantatible

(Adj.) describes two words whose phonologies allow them to be readily combined into a portmanteau.
"Portmanteau" and "compatible" are comportmantatible with one another, because one can readily combine them into a portmanteau: "comportmantatible".
by Xavier:renegade angel October 21, 2020
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Cosmopolis

That is literally the best movie in the world without Rob in it. With Rob it would be illegal. With Rob mostly wearing a suit it becomes physically impossible. With Rob mostly wearing a suit & shades it becomes.....I don't even fucking know but it's like amazing had sex with fucking awesome & their baby is a word that has never been said.
The movie Cosmopolis is unbelievable.
by iadorepugs October 3, 2012
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cosmopolis

a place that sucks...
cosmopolis, WA
don't go to cosmopolis.
by l3ored. January 22, 2009
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Cosmopolitician

A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.
**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**

Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."

Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."
by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009
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