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Dr Neo Cortex

A power-mad dwarf who is the enemy of the popular video game character Crash Bandicoot. He is bald with a black beard and an 'N' on his forehead (it's never made clear whether the 'N' is a tattoo or some kind of metal plate). When he was a child, Cortex attended the Academy of Evil where he was mercilessly bullied by the other children and by the tyrannical headmistress Madame Amberley. From an early age he developed a love of torturing and experimenting on animals. In later life he became a scientist, but was ridiculed and shunned by the scientific world for his outlandish ideas. So he enlisted the help of N.Brio, another outcast scientist, in his plan to take over the world and avenge himself against all those people who had mocked him all his life. N.Brio had built the Evolvo-Ray, a machine which could cause rapid evolution in animals. Cortex took control of it, set about turning animals into an army of soldiers. Crash Bandicoot was one of the animals he used the Evolvo-Ray on, but there was a malfunction and Crash escaped, soon became his enemy. After many defeats at the hands of Crash, his sister Coco and a mask containing the spirit of a witch-doctor, Cortex is still obsessed with ruling the world. But first he intends to destroy Crash Bandicoot....
Dr Neo Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too! We will see which one is more powerful soon enough!
by StormSworder August 13, 2006
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Little Red Corvette

A song by Prince which is misunderstood as car, but is actually talking about a vagina. Was a number one hit in the United States.
"Do you know any number one songs Prince had?" "Yeah, Little Red Corvette."
by Alexander Nevermind May 18, 2006
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Corvette Z06

a racing car made by chevrolet, the definiton of chevrolet's greatness. will smoke your mustang cobra anyday. it beat the porsche 911gt3 in the quarter mile, so that just shows you not to fuck with chevy racing
yo the corvette z06 is just fuckin amazing
by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007
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Nina Cortex

Nina Cortex is a character in the newer games of the Crash Bandicoot games.
She is supposed to be, the evil scientist, Dr. Neo Cortex's neice but may be his daughter (In Crash Twinsaity, Nina is kidnapped by evil Crash. Neo: My daughter..err..neice!).

When she first came into he uncle's care she was nice, girly, and had a love or animals. Neo Didn't want her to be good so he made a few modifications. He replaced her hands with spring loaded cybernetic hands so that anything she hugged or squeezed would be crushed. The animals she once loved would run away in fear.

Then Neo sent her away to Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Those events drasticly changed her personality.

She went goth and turned evil, but she is rumored to have a soft side and still love animals.

Her apearence is usually includes buck teeth, spiky hair, gothic clothing, and a red tie.

She apears in the following games: Spyro Orange, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans, and Crash Mind over Mutant.
Nina Cortex: Cant you see I'm planning armageddon here?
by the Nina Cortex look-alike September 13, 2009
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corexit

1)
The dangerous, cancer causing chemical that is being used to
dissolve the GOM oil spill and cause it to become one with the water that it pollutes. Corexit visually masks the oil spill from detection on the surface of the water.
2)
Corexit is also a short form (or acronym) of the two words; Corporation and Exit, as in, after the chemical Corexit is used, it enables the responsible CORporation to EXIT the area without being held financially responsible for the long term environmental damage that it causes.
"Holy shit, look at all of that oil in the water. What can we do?"
"Hurry up and get a drum of that chemical called corexit and pour it on the oil! " Will that 'correct it'? No, you dumb fuck, it will just hide the problem from sight and then there won't be a problem. The name stands for CORporation EXIT. Like you know, we are outta here before they find out how much fucking oil is bleeding into the sea and destroying the ecosystem." Oh, Okay.
by PEARKAY June 4, 2010
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CORVETTE CORVETTE

When someone that’s cocky af gets what they deserve.
Juju Smith-Schuster: *gets lit up by Vonn Bell for doing Tik Tok dances on their logo*
Fans: “CORVETTE CORVETTE!!!”
by MF Star Boy December 23, 2020
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Corvette Corvette

Hop in the motherfucking jet like that. mmmm, pop why you walk like that, how you talk like that, how you walk like that.
by hiiiiigsjsh February 22, 2021
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