cortland weiner

a weiner of a tall blonde hollister wannabee small weiner guy!!!

beanstalk beach boy with drunken weiner sticking out a "cortland weiner"

by @er905 April 24, 2010

cortlandese

The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.

Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"

by Iluvpotatoesandsodoesyourmom March 23, 2012

cortland state

A Jock school that excels in all its athletics and 90% of the students are phys ed majors. It's located in the middle of nowhere, which has in turn transformed it into a huge party school. A good time with good people. Also known for kicking Ithaca College's ass in the annual Cortaca Jug! IC shit

1. "Who's in the D3 National Championship?"
"Cortland State"
"For what sport?"
"All of them!"

2. Ithaca Ithaca YOU SUCK! (37-30)CORTLAND STATE

3. "what are you doing tonight?"
"running through some parties then heading dt (Main st)"
"but it's only monday"
"It's Cortland State!"

4."What's you major?"
"Phys Ed, this is Cortland State"

by c-stater May 30, 2006

Cortland

The tall, curly headed, sexy geek every girl needs in their life.

Girl 1 "OMG, is that Cortland?!"
Girl 2 "Oh my, yes it is, he is so cute!"

by PretzelTwist81 June 22, 2011

Cortland

Usually cute, funny, and very outgoing. Cortland loves cars and Star Trek, he loves his mom and dad. Usually his dad is very successful and will give him the company once he retires. Most Cortland’s are fat bitches. LOVES ASS, like big juicy booties.

Omg I found me a Cortland!

by JenniferTran January 6, 2019

Cortland, NY

A place full of moronic people in the middle of nowhere upstate New York. There are a select few decent people, but most people have moved elsewhere.

I grew up in Cortland, NY, but I want to get out of here as fast as possible, man.

by AdrianneNicolle June 3, 2011

Cortlan

an awesome guy, the king of awesomeness. full of pure good energy and full of charisma, as well as moxie.

wow, i wish i was like that Cortlan kid.

by Cortlanfanforever1212 November 19, 2009