cornfield confession

A confession of something that happened in a cornfield or a confession in a cornfield. Also most likely a Florida Georgia Line song.

Guy 1: I have a cornfield confession
Guy 2: Like the one Florida Georgia Line sings about?

by Big dogg daddy November 8, 2017

Cornfield Pimpin'

term used for an individual with a midwest background that has similar characteristics of that of a "pimp", "playa", or "balla". Midwesterner who exhibits confidence and experience with easily getting favorable attention from the opposite sex.

-"Toby's got hella girls feening on him!

-How does he do that?
-It's that cornfield pimpin' son"

by cheesy sarah October 4, 2009

cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

by cornman123 December 20, 2020

Cornfield Pussy

A coochie that smells like a mixture of sweat and shit.

Yeah I was straight dogging this bitch then I got a whiff of some cornfield pussy and I was done

by Rookielazer November 22, 2018

wish ___ into the cornfield

To dispatch a person for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. This phrase comes from an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone titled "It's a Good Life."

Usage: wish ___ into the cornfield. "If that dude doesn't quit staring at me, I'm gonna wish him into the cornfield."

by hot-sauce April 7, 2009

Adam Cornfield

A god amongst men, his physique literally shatters other men's puny brains. He doesn't believe in Snapchat.

Ollie: That guy is such an Adam Cornfield

by Adam cornfield January 20, 2020

rejoice in the cornfield

To celebrate, merry making, usully non-sexual, having a good time with a purpose.

After work tonight would uou like to rejoice in the cornfield.

There was much rejoicing in the cornfield after the footyball final

by Nards_otc October 14, 2007