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coordinator

When one enters the "real world" it will soon become clear that coordinator is a synonym for "office bitch" aka lowest on the totem pole or orginizational chart.
Brittany: Hey lauren, heard you just got a job! What's your title?

Lauren: "Media Coordinator"

Brittany: Oooo. That sounds fancy!

Lauren: Well, it fucking sucks!
by Lo and the DC November 28, 2006
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Cumminator

A person who cums (Masturbates) a lot

A heavy masturbator, like twice everyday
Man i keep watching watch porn and then i always masturbate, i've become a cumminator! SHIT!
by punkstar August 28, 2012
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Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.
The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.
by Alpha Male November 13, 2012
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Conominator

Common Denominator ("Co" from "common" and "nominator" from "denominator")
"Dammit, I got question 19.a wrong, but I don't get what I did!"

"Oh, look, you just got the conominator wrong."
by Immortal-Until-Death August 1, 2009
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combinatorics

A branch of mathematics that focuses mainly on counting outcomes and possibilities and shit
"Hey do you know the answer to this combinatorics problem?"
"Dunno man, maybe try researching about it on Math SE or smn idk"
by ScreamerCreamer May 11, 2021
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Crombinator

A generic weapon of a man. Capable of causing damage to life, equipment and property. Can non-militarily cause destruction on small to medium scale and render casualties quite suddenly.
Things are going too smoothly here, time to release the Crombinator.

Bloody hell whats happened here? This place is a disgrace..Has the Crombinator passed through here recently?
by Rusty Rivet March 22, 2022
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Corkenator

A Corkenator is one of the most feared creatures in the world. It is said that once a Corkenator makes up their mind, the only way to change it is by mass-group gaslighting. To find, look for fleece jackets, jeans, and green reading glasses. If found, quickly turn on some oldies' music to stop the mass hypnosis of a Corkenator's laugh. A Corkenator can usually be found in a classroom or a bowling alley. If seen at the bowling lanes, hide behind a corner and don't make a sound. When a Corkenator is bowling, they are in the zone and must NEVER be disturbed. When found in a classroom, be cautious of their educational lectures and most importantly- their Teacher's Voice.
"Shh... I spot a Corkenator; pretend we're doing our work"
"uh oh... the Corkenator has a bowling game tonight. I'll keep an ambulance on standby; the Cokenator found another victim"
"Corkenator- please let us build a boat for the PLTW class, I swear it's a tremendous issue that needs a solution urgently!"
by syruppy May 9, 2023
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