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Cokehead

Before they get home---

A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs.
A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan.

After they get home---

When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke

This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention

I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are.

I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts
Guy 1:Did you see that guy over there?

Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead

Guy 1: Oh that sucks
by The Real Webster...Truth hurts February 12, 2010
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cornhead

Noun, Proper: adj. A creepy guy, usually identified by a third party, typically found in large crowds, who consistently gets caught staring at a person for an extended period of time.
I found Cornhead in the gym this afternoon, staring at the sweaty basketball players again.

"Stop giving her that cornhead stare man! It's creeping her out."
by JudgeFudge March 20, 2012
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cokehead

Back in the 70's when W thought no one was looking.....
by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003
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crehead

A person who is very cringy and awkward
Look at that girl over there she is a crehead
Astrid is the biggest crehead

Person 1:Hello Astrid
Astrid: Hi SHAhHHAHH
Person 1:ehm.. crehead
by Astridiscre December 3, 2020
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Coneheads

A very funny movie about pointy-headed aliens, based on a skit from the old Saturday Night Live. See Remulac; mass quantities.
Not only did you fail to appear at the appointed time, you interefered with all of the events which were to come.
-- Coneheads
by Octopod November 6, 2003
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corihead

A common user of Coricidin HBP. (aka. Triple C's, skittles)

It usually takes several uses of Coricidin on high doses (ranging from 8 - 56 is the most i've seen taken at once, 56 was by myself and yes, I did OD.)

Coriheads usually believe that Coricidin provides a form of "enlightenment" or "a religious experiance." Coriheads often try to act very literal, which can make them come off as a creep or not understandable.

Coriheads are advised to quit use of the drug compleatly.
"Man we chillin' with Jerry tonight?"
"No nigga, that guys turned into a real Corihead"
by Daryl G May 26, 2007
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Conehead

The unexpected side effect of extremely vigorous intercourse when the cranium hits the door when having sex in the car.
Hey Tim! Did you give that bitch a conehead last night when you tagged her in the car? **high five**
by Conehead 1 October 30, 2017
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