contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

colton baker

An extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock.

Coster- "Omg Colton carry us harder"
Colton- "Don't worry this is free cash"
Coster- "Wow Colton is such a Call of Duty Legend"
PickSlays- "Yeah and he has a 12 inch cock"
Nils- "Yeah, colton baker is an extremely good looking, Call of Duty Legend, Teenager. He is most likely the best Call of Duty player to ever live and he also has a 12 inch cock."

by Ribzypooh May 16, 2018

Colton

He may seem kind of intimidating but he's sweet and kind and thoughtful on the inside. He has a strange sense if humor but still makes you laugh everytime. He's a great friend to have.

Colton has a beautiful smile.

by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019

Cookoo Box

A tight always shaven vagina

That girl i fucked last night had a great cookoo box

by Pippie January 7, 2009

Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.

"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."

by schnapson April 16, 2020

conto-lin

A modern martial art comprised of several traditional martial arts adapted to be used with modern objects, trends and social circumstances.

The main traditional martial arts included within the style are Wing-Chun, Kempo, Systema, Pencak Silat Serak, Doce Pares Escrima, Kendo, Iaido, and Ninjitsu.
The main focus of the adaption to modern times focuses on improvised weapons and environmental changes.

I train in the martial art of Conto-lin.

by Razel Davies January 17, 2007

Colton Leist

Colton Leist is a member of the on-air talent team of the Bubba The Love Sponge radio show based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is an up and coming host/engineer/producer and is featured on various shows on the Bubba Army Radio internet channel and also on Twitch.tv (TheBubbaArmy). He is also the DJ for the Tampa rap group T Town G’s, performing as DJ Bottom Boy. He plays the role of “the millennial stoner with goals” - a role at which he is a natural. He currently lives with his parents, until his rap career takes off.

Colton Leist is not a cheapskate, he is just very frugal.

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019