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A modern martial art comprised of several traditional martial arts adapted to be used with modern objects, trends and social circumstances.

The main traditional martial arts included within the style are Wing-Chun, Kempo, Systema, Pencak Silat Serak, Doce Pares Escrima, Kendo, Iaido, and Ninjitsu.
The main focus of the adaption to modern times focuses on improvised weapons and environmental changes.

I train in the martial art of Conto-lin.

conto-lin by Razel Davies January 17, 2007

Words you can keep

congo line

term for more than 2 males engaging in a line of anal sex

Kyle: Where are Brett, Aaron and John?
Randy: At home doing the fucking congo line.

congo line by CrazeeCanuck October 26, 2004

Related Words

conto-lin • congo line • 4-line-convo • contolini • conto • UN CONTO • coño • condo • cont • Congo

congo line

Two or more snowplows plowing a multi-lane highway in a specific fashion where the one in the innermost lane is just a few metres ahead of the next one, and so on, ensuring snow is bumped from the inside lane right on out to the outside shoulder.
Also known as "echelon plowing."

"It took me hours to get home. I got stuck behind a congo line."

"We've had 6 cm of snow within an hour and the congo lines are already out."

congo line by blaidd January 12, 2004

contolini

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

contolini by Walling March 4, 2008

4-line-convo

A conversation that includes 4 lines

Guy 1 says:
hey
Guy 2 says:
hi
Guy 1 says:
i gotta go
Guy 1 says:
bye

Guy 1: DUDE, i just got a 4-line-convo pulled on me
Guy 3: uuuhh.... go fuck urself

4-line-convo by Czepa June 16, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026