Fortune Cootchie

fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.

"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.

by Wayhard January 17, 2008

cootchie

female genitalia

most men lie for the cootchie

by franklin November 11, 2002

coota

used in perth, australia to think something is dardy or wicked. mainly used in crack circles

yea i got a coota half weight the other day ba

by boothead69 January 17, 2008

hootchie-cootchie

Its meaning is derived from the French "couche," past part of "coucher" which means "to lay down." The Hootchy-Kootchy (Hoochi-Coochi) or Cooch dance is a pseudo-Turkish, sensual dance executed only by women in short skirts, bare midriffs and tight breastbands, which is said to have originated at the Philadelphia Centennial Fair (May-Nov-1876.)

The term has been carried over to mean any so-called partnerless female "Sexy or Risqué" dance performed at fairs, Carnivals, Saloons and Burlesques clubs etcetera where women would be encouraged (or exploited) to perform such dances in a more provocative manner originally used to help gain attendance to sell alcohol to the patrons of a saloon etc.

Spelled as hootchie-cootchie or hootchy-cootchy, it is part of the music history of Cab Calloway (Minnie the Moocher) and Muddy Waters (Hootchie-Cootchie Man)

by david allan December 18, 2008

cootaloo

Another word for a woman's vagina. Also known as pussy, beaver twat, muff, snatch, poontang, ect.

Man her cootaloo sure was sweet.

by Cootaloo Queen April 12, 2017

cootchsmooch

1. Cunnilingus.
2. Stimulation of the vagina by the tongue and mouth.

I need a cootchsmooch and a mojito!

by Mower B-12 January 14, 2008

Cooth

A common misspelling of "couth" ~ which means to be cultured, refined, and well mannered.

That fool thinks couth is spelled COOTH.

by Liquidshadows71 October 16, 2012