COOLEY BOY

A man that likes to have (ANAL) Cooley sex with women.

My Friend Seth is a real cooley boy with the ladies!

by VINNY TUFANO November 22, 2007

coomer

A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.

John: Why didn't you show up at class?

Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.

John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.

by POLACK September 4, 2020

James Comey

The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.

The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.

Teenage Girl: I'm into mysterious, powerful, tall men.

Former FBI Director James Comey: *Grins*

by Parzival1919 May 9, 2017

thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018

Coomer

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,

Mohamed Kaid is a coomer.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coomer

Person who lives or depends on the pleasure of orgasming multiple times a day, generally being a sad degenerate person.

Twitch streamer by the name of Hasanabi is a Coomer, aka 9 /11 Andy or Poo Poo Piker.

by Chief__Keef November 18, 2019

Coomer

Coomer is an internet meme based on an illustration of a scraggly male character who is mocked as an excessive masturbator. More broadly, coomer (with a lowercase C) is an often ironic insult for an oversexed young man or, more generally, a loser.

That guy is such a Coomer

by DaBabySussyBalls October 11, 2021