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choditude

Main Entry: cho•di•tude

Pronunciation: \ˈch-ōde-ə-ˌtüd\
Function: adjective

commonly used when describing someone’s chode like attitude

comes from the root word chode (someone acting out in a cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner in an attempt to be cool, funny, offensive, or annoying; someone with a know-it-all or irritating demeanor worse then that of an ass; most of the time they don’t even know it)
"man that guy has the worst choditude!"

"can you believe her choditude, what a dill-hole!"

"after turning 18 my nephew has had the worst choditude"
by MouseyHazelnut March 3, 2010
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cooliquette

1. etiquette for doing all things at the right level of cool, ex: showing up at the peak of a party, making a grand exit and so forth.
Kaits was all, "We need to show up early, but not too early," trying to gauge the right level of cooliquette.
by goddessbertha December 9, 2008
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cooldude

your a lost bored cunt KYS buddy
by the real doufas March 31, 2003
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cookatude

Main Entry: cookatude
Pronunciation: \ˈku̇k-uh-tüd
Function: verb

Etymology: Hood English, from Old English cōc, from Latin coquus, from coquere to cook; akin to Old English āfigen fried, Greek pessein to cook and French, from Italian attitudine, literally, aptitude, from Late Latin aptitudin-, aptitudo fitness — more at aptitude
1 : a person who prepares food for eating in a badass way
2 : a position assumed for the specific purpose of cooking
Ex 1: Woah, Bobby Flay got his butt wooped cause that person he faced on Throw Down has cookatude.

Ex 2: That person stands so tall when he is in the kitchen he truly has cookatude.
by SlaughterbeckK August 7, 2010
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Costitude

A person who goes to Church and says that she IS a virgin...YET she is not. And it will COST her in the "end."
by Blonde Babe October 15, 2003
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Coptitude

Attitude the police take when asking questions. The attitude is surly, belligerent and done with skepticism.
Cop: Are you telling me that you had nothing to do with this robbery?

Person A: What's with the coptitude? This is my house and I called you!
by ValleyofTheStunned July 11, 2009
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Cooldude

When you're really cool and also a dude to the point where the words being seperate is beneath you so they merge together to make you a Cooldude.
"Yo have you met Dan that dude is so cool that I swear he must be a Cooldude."
by Longdick Everhard October 11, 2016
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