how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003

Cockaboo

To surprise the opposite sex by revealing one's penis in a perfectly normal social setting

Girl: "We entered the elevator and he randomly whipped out his cock for no apparent reason. I really got cockabooed!"

Man walks by a random girl in the mall, whips out his cock and shouts "COCKABOO! I SEE YOU"

by Cacksman December 6, 2010

Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.

1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"

by He himself. July 29, 2009

Cocka-Puta

The wild Cocka-Puta or Cocka-Puto is a human who carelessly receives anal sex without first cleaning out his or her own ass. This compound word is derived from the Spanish word for "shit", caca - and puta or puto, a Spanish term for a promiscuous female or male. Also referenced is the designer dog breed name Cackapoo. The wild Cocka-Puta has a strange understanding of physics and human anatomy, or quite possibly a secret poop-sex fetish.

Man, that Cacka-Puta from last night wrecked my dick, couch cushions, and bedsheets.

Currently there are no know hookup sites for Cocka-Putas and Cocka-Putos to enable each others issues instead of destroying every one else's lives...and linens without warning, but for fuck sake there should be.

by Centaur69 July 13, 2021

chookas

Theatrical slang used mainly in Australia to wish performer good luck. Synonymous to "break a leg".

Actors, this is your 5 minute call. Chookas, everyone!

by LenSensei June 22, 2006

cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

Chokaine

low class midwest blow

Timmy: "this yip tastes like nail polish remover"

Phillip: "Yep, it's chokaine."

by stewbossman August 30, 2009