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shit couched

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.
My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!
by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009
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coochada

special cheese made from a coochie/s(female body part)
damn that coochada was bussin
by bussyfart124 March 26, 2022
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coochet

coochet (noun) an object in which objects can be placed for rainy days. Located between the legs of the female species...sometimes.
"Catch a falling star and poot it in your coochet, never let it fade away. Save it fr a rainy day."
~Princess Diaries~
by Patty Sexxx December 6, 2007
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coochense

when something makes you so uncomfortable that your coochie tenses up!
Person A: did you see that meme that sam sent in the group chat?
Person B: yes omg it made me so coochense
by whenlifegivesyoulemons1014 November 29, 2020
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You Just Got Coached

when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.
person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
by el Epico January 16, 2012
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Croom A Coochee

The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven bend road every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Where do you live at?
Girl: Croom A Coochee.
Boy: Oh god, you're a Croomite. God bless your soul.
Girl: Yeah, come visit me and see if you make it out alive.
Boy: No thanks.
by croomite4lyfe November 2, 2011
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Chooched

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high
"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"
by Joe'sABitch July 13, 2017
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