Convidence

Confidence except in video form...

AJ i have full convidence in you, you will understand that video

by IHaveConvidence December 14, 2010

Convotext

text messaging a person so much it could've been an entire conversation.

Girl #1 - So this guy just sends me about 30 texts a day, can't he just pick up the phone?

Girl #2 - Oooh, he sends convotexts.

Girl #1 - Convotexts?

Girl #2 - Yeah, he'd rather type out what he wants to say because he doesn't want to talk to you.

by halfBR33D June 17, 2011

Convience Store

A place where you're robbed of your faith in humanity because you realize how many people don't know how to spell the word "convenience."

Guy 1: Lemme tell you 'bout this Convience Store I went to the other day.

Guy 2: You mean the Convenience Store?

by lostallfaith October 26, 2018

convienceship

If there are two 'friends' who have a friendship but only one of them puts effort into this friendship while the other one only puts in effort when its convenient for them. Therefore turning this friendship into a convienceship.

Cory is always trying to hang out with Niki, but Niki only wants to hang out when its convenient for her. I guess they are in a convienceship now.

by ayyye lmao March 7, 2015

convise

oxymoron, verb. A combination of the words convey and concise. An ironic way to convey oneself concisely.

"I convised him a strip map and the idiot still got lost".

by Robster T-man August 3, 2008

convicted

hella convinced; persuaded against your will

I was convicted that the man was righteous, but then the fuckin brother arrested me.

by Ole, Sr. May 6, 2008

convicted

n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.

oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight

by nik October 25, 2004