Convergmas

Convergmas is unwillingly celebrated by thousands of Convergys employees each year on December 25th. Instead of opening presents and enjoying time with their family, many Convergys employees celebrate their bastardized version of Christmas answering phones, crying in the bathroom, and getting wallaced.

Fuck, look at my schedule. I'll be celebrating Convergmas this year.

by /\gent I)eepshit December 31, 2004

Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.

Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...

by s._w._ March 31, 2009

Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.

Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.

by kiwigummy September 4, 2011

Chocolatey Conveyorbelt

Popularised by Mr Samuel Streamer in Rimworld : Chocolate Factory #20

A semi-formal way of refering to someone's ass

His Chocolatey Conveyorbelt was ready to produce. (ie: Take a dump
She had a nice Chocolatey Conveyorbelt

by MattMoody April 7, 2022

Converge

A brilliant hardcore band with possibly the best lyrics in the genre.

Did you see the Converge show last week? It was fuckin' sick.

by Danagon October 26, 2004

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Armenian conveyor belt

When a man is having sex with another man who is being penetrated by another man, who is being penetrated by another man etc, etc.

"Fine then............ forget the bride. Just a groom and his groomsmen, Armenian Conveyor Belt, bup bup bup bup"

by Hurley6178 September 3, 2014