Anime Convention

A place where, no matter what you do, you will not be the biggest dork around.

Last weekend, Julie and her friends attended an anime convention, and found themselves presently surprised that many other con-goers had much worse wapanese-syndrome than they did.

by Erpbedoodle August 13, 2010

Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.

Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.

by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012

ricer convention

used to describe a car show that is mainly for imports that have extensive ricer mods like lambo doors, neon lights, crazy paint jobs, etc..

dude 1: did you go to that ricer convention on saturday?
dude 2: i didnt have time to install iceman intake and neon lights so i didnt get to go

by bilb0 July 20, 2006

Jumping Convent

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 24, 2023

convention-drunk

1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);

2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).

3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy

1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!

by Si Sless January 18, 2010

douche convention

The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.

"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"

by Pat Owen December 9, 2008

Fuckwit Convention

Any gathering of people that seems to have a strong majotity of dimwits, bogans, douches or randoms.

Let's get out of this bar, man. It's a fuckwit convention.

by Mighty-D April 7, 2011