conkulate

Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.

Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?

by Ante Up National January 10, 2008

conjulate

Consummation and conversation intertwined.

We spent our mornings conjulating....

Man, its deeper than that fam - we don' just consummate and conversate - we conjulate!

by Cocoa Marcelle February 11, 2017

conculate

VERB: To throw up, hurl, "buy buicks," barf.

I am nauseated, and will conculate all over you.

by Bu Barkley August 17, 2006

copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.

Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."

by Cbranson November 21, 2010

go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

conflate

To combine, merge or a combination of two or more things together.

She conflated the flour and milk along with eggs and made pancakes

by Linktlh April 24, 2018

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004