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Cuntraband

Contraband stored in the vagina.

The items held within the vagina do not necessarily have to be illegal, one may well stash spare change or chapstick there.
Charlotte hoped to get across the border. She was carrying cuntraband: two rather mangy hens and a dachshund named Colin.
by Coraline Mae September 28, 2012
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Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.
Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.
by El Manisero May 29, 2010
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contrabass tuba

A tuba designed for marching that resembles a concert tuba in shape but is carried on the left shoulder. They usually weigh between 35 and 55 pounds.

The visual advantage for such a tuba on the field is that it can be held in carry (held vertically in front of the person) and in various other positions.

They are called Contras for short.

See the pic above.
Contras are the most badass instruments ever.
by corpsfreak April 26, 2005
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Contrabass Bugle

"Look at that guy march that contrabass bugle, he's so awesome!"
by mrtubapresident November 30, 2014
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Contrabass

A large stringed instrument of the bass register. Usually played with a bow in classical styles, but also played by finger plucking is other music genres such as Jazz. In this case, it is also known as a "stand up bass"
Danny: That's a mighty fine contrabass you got there!
by TheContraBass November 26, 2009
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Contraindication

A word commonly used in the medical field to establish that a drug should not be used because it will cause more harm then benefit to a patient.
Penicillin is a contraindication for therapy if you are allergic to it.
by MR Contraindication January 6, 2011
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contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.
Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"
by i'm ace August 15, 2017
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