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the drunk continuum 

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day
I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

or

Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.
the drunk continuum by Schanedawg September 20, 2013

breaking the space time continuum 

You’ve already done it by pressing this definition
YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK...BREAKING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

pwn continuum

1. The all-encompassing existence of pwnness.

2. The succession of all words and phrases relating to the word pwn.

ORIGIN

Created by Justin and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.
"You must respect the pwn continuum."

The originally created pwn continuum includes the following words:
Own/Owned
Pwn/Pwned
Al Capwn/Al Capwned
Cornpwn/Cornpwned
e-pwn/e-pwned
pwn continuum by Machaira July 26, 2005

Facetime Continuum 

All of the weird moments, faces, conversations (etc.), that exist only within facetime and are forever lost after said conversation ends.
Awh man! She made the ugliest face but I didn't get to screenshot it! It's lost in the

Facetime Continuum
facetime continuum
Facetime Continuum by IRHS16 August 19, 2016

Logical Shitstorm Continuum 

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."

The IMPEDE Continuum 

A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?
Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"

<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>

Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....

<awkward silence>

Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...