Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

Confabulated

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019

Conjaculate

To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)

She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.

Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!

by ImJoeAsFuck February 2, 2023

Conjagulate

the act of completely eradicating or eliminating something from existence.

‘he conjagulated his sons rose toy as it made too much noise.’

by zarrie November 12, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with a time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

conjagulate

The act of completely eradicating or deleting something from existence. This includes all the particles that made the object up.

'The man conjagulated his son with an urban time machine.'

by zarriewarb November 15, 2023

confagulate

It means to want to shove a pickle up up your butt

i confagulate

by wiiwhene March 3, 2026