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conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
by kp-ob December 13, 2018
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Confusingnessnyness

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness
by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010
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Net Consulting Company

A Net Consulting Company is a consulting company that deals specifically with the internet and internet related issues, as opposed to a management consulting, IT consulting, public relations consulting, etc. It’s important to ask your net consulting company what areas of expertise they have because not all net consulting companies specialize in the same areas.
A net consulting company helps online businesses with things like web design and eCommerce. Net consulting companies are not who you call to fix a fishing net or basketball net.
by Jack K. White August 19, 2010
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condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.
by alex_ July 6, 2006
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confussing

adj. similar to confusing, except it emphasizes the associated stress that is involved. If something is confussing, it has a lot of fuss to deal with, thus something is in fact confussing.
damnit women are confussing i'll never understand them. yes, very fussing.
by niggman star33 October 25, 2011
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Cousing

My cousing looks like a dog.
by poetickatty April 12, 2009
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Conscusting

Conscusting (adj.)- of the nature of being disgusting beyond measure; to be abhorrent to the point of causing another to get close to the point of vomiting
"Man, Hillary Clinton isn't just ugly. She's conscusting."
by MOSH PEG April 17, 2010
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