center console

The dude that sits between two people and holds all their shit. This man literally can not live because he can't use his hands, because he's holding his friends shit. Sort of like third wheel, but you hold everyones shit.

I'm holding everyone's shit, I feel like the center console after a McDonalds drive thru

by SuperHeadHoncho June 21, 2014

The Last Great Console

Super Nintendo Entertainment System

Chrono Tigger and FF3 sell at a f*ckin high price on Ebay.

by Ron Barr March 30, 2003

consoletards

A console gaming person whos idea of depth in
a game is twitching till thier thumbs fall off.

Coined by Yahtzee the star Game reviewer (as far as i know)

Brotherhood of steel is a rpg for consoletards.

by Mightytights May 7, 2008

console whore

Developer who thinks PC gaming is dying by pirating and therefore won't release their game on it, which could be fixed by not spending money on Anti-Pirate measures.

EA games, GTA IV, the list goes on, Like how Dan Houser has became a console whore.

by Bobtrannyman May 20, 2008

Console War

An epic battle, equivalent to a dick measuring, or pissing contest. It pits the next-gen consoles against eachother - in this case, the Wii, X360, and Playstation 3 - in a battle... TO THE DEATH! Fanboys on all sides shall be hurling shit at eachother, while those of us who remain in the center shall laugh. Hillarity will ensue every battle, and the casualties will mount. Pick a side, or lackthereof, but be warned: choose the ultimate loser (all sides, except the center/neutral position), and you are to be fucked with for the ages.

In the future, more "wars" of the like will surely follow.

Fanboys across the globe are creaming their pants, in anticipation of the grand Console War, of the second generation.

by Amerikaner October 20, 2006

console fanboy

One who defines consoles on Urban Dictionary.

Nintendo Fanboy: Wiiiiii I want to play with my wiiiiiiiii!!!!

XBox Fanboy: Halo is the ONLY game that matters all other games suck. Games with shitty graphics suck.

Playstaion Fanboy: The PS3 will be the most advanced console to date. All other consoles will suck.

Me: Shut the fuck up console fanboy's.

by DvdBengals December 7, 2006

Consolesexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a game console!

1: I had sex last night!
2: Great! With who?
1: My PlayStation 5!
2: oh no... you’re consolesexual, aren’t you?

by TwilightKid53 June 4, 2021