making lame social conversation

When a party guest has nothing in common with you and makes attempts to find out what you are interested in. He may also bring up subjects that really have no interest to anyone. The guest's attempts are lame and superficial. He has no intentions to find out who you really are and does not want to be seen at the party by himself and talking to no one.

"So, what do you think of the cold weather today? Did you catch the big game? What do you do for a living? Did you hear about the towel sale at the mall?"

I had to ditch that guy at the party. He was making lame social conversation.

by cityguychicago January 28, 2009

Conservation of ninjutsu

A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.

This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.

Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:

Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!

Don't worry, we can take them.

Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.

GOD DAMN IT RUN!

by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011

Jetpack conversation

A pointless or illogical conversation that takes place when extremly tired.

My friend and i had the best jetpack conversation

by Trent H & Jared G (J-rod) October 14, 2016

Bergman Conversation

When you call someone and they dont pick up so you leave a message. The same person calls you back only you dont pick up so they leave a message. If this pattern keeps happening, You're having a Bergman conversation. Bergman conversations can be as long as people keep calling.

"He moved to Poland so everytime we called eachother the other one was sleeping, it all ended up as one long bergman conversation."

by s-t-e-f October 22, 2008

D-E Conversation

Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.

Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.

-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!

by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 21, 2009

Commercial conversation

Having a conversation with someone only during the commercial break of a TV show or sporting event, quickly ending when the program comes back on.

Only having 2 minutes and two seconds per commercial conversation, Danny and June took the entire Super Bowl to decide where to have dinner that weekend.

by bob_c_o January 18, 2010

conservation of greatness

Usually used in sports related situations (but also applicable to all life situations), conservation of greatness describes a situation where a person has just done something earth shatteringly amazing, and then immediately proceeds to attempt another amazing action. The second action has 1% chance of doubling the glory, and a 99% chance of failure, which includes a 50% chance of making the person look like an absolute fool.

Popularly used in the game of ultimate frisbee, but possibly originating elsewhere.

'Conservation of greatness' is rarely used as part of a statement, but instead is the entire statement, said after witnessing the the failed follow up action.

Said with great joy when an opposing team fails to compensate for conservation of greatness, but with utter frustration when your own team mate has just made a fool of himself.

by Edgar R Pagan December 19, 2005