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Colgate Conquistador

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.
John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
by RodWood July 18, 2010
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Command and Conquer

A game series made by westwood studios. There have been several made already and more in devolpment.
by Aut January 23, 2003
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Consalvoed

To get shit faced drunk within twenty five minutes of arrival to a party. Being a sloppy and belligerent after two drinks.
Suraj: Hey are you having a party this weeked?

Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.

Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.
by Wednesday89 July 14, 2012
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Sheldor the Conqueror

The name of Sheldon Cooper's avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.
Sheldon Cooper: Sheldor is back online.
Penny: (mockingly) Sheldor?
Sheldon Cooper: The Conqueror.
Penny: What are you doing?
Sheldon: AFK. I’m playing Age of Conan, an online multiplayer game set in the universe of Robert E. Howard’s Conan the Barbarian.

You: "Hey did ya watch Big Bang Theory last night?"
Me: "Yeah I did! Loved the bit where Sheldon named his Age of Conan character 'Sheldor The Conqueror' and Penny named hers as "Queen Penelope' - So hilarious!"
by PurpleOrchid85 August 25, 2010
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conascending

adj. To condescend from below. To make fun of someone who in fact, at least in the area in which they are being made fun of, is actually one's superior. Usually done in a mocking and/or sarcastic tone.

n. conascension
Jill was very conascending to Mary when she said, "You went to Yale, so I'm just sure YOU can figure out how we'll find a cab downtown."
by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010
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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
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Conestipated

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.
I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.
by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010
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