Conklin

The damn assholes who edit Urban Dictionary!

"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"

by Dwem January 6, 2008

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Conklin

A mistake made right after a teacher or supervising officer tells you not to make that mistake.

Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

Conkle

When you fuck your cousin's uncle.

I conkled

by danielle howelter September 30, 2016

cristy conlen

harry balls

british with big harry balls

by bob April 7, 2004

fat conkle

A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.

Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"

by dontspeaklestspokento April 2, 2011

conklin

In Canada this word is often used in place of "hoser" esp on the ski slopes.

I have also heard it used like "he really pulled a conklin" meaning he really fucked up.

by george paul January 15, 2008