Conjugal Confabuflating

Verb. The process by which sexually introverted computer geeks invent random words to define various bizarre sexual practises that they will never get to perform, simply to have them published in Urban Dictionary in the hope that they can mention them when playing MMORPGs.

As if u have ever made a strawberry shortcake, u r conjugal confabuflating. U r a cc-er

by FiKriss December 17, 2009

conjagaloon

fuck up, failure, good for nothing, retard, scoundrel, mess up, screw up, can't do anything right.

My friend Ed is such a conjagaloon he accidently killed my dog by having anal sex with it.

by Mr. German Boy February 23, 2009

Conjugal duty

The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.

The priest asked the wife whether she had performed her conjugal duty.

by Aliases September 16, 2012

conjucal visit

when someone goes to a jail to have sex with someone there

Joe paid a conjucal visit Mary while she was in jail. They had a great time (if u catch my drift).

by manda567 December 31, 2008

conjugation

The inflection of verbs.

The whole set of inflected forms of a verb or the recital or display thereof in a fixed order: The conjugation of the Latin verb amo begins amo, amas, amat.

A class of verbs having similar sets of inflected forms: the Latin second conjugation.

amo
amas
amat
amamus
amatis
amant

That is the 1st conjugation in Latin for the word amo.

by Lovah18 December 13, 2008

Conjugulate

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick

Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.

by melanie w April 1, 2007

Conjurgled

The word one uses when they are either too drunk or stupid to say contorted.

Your head was all conjurgled in that picture!

by Alicia156 December 27, 2010