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confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog
1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.
by pweidman December 4, 2009
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conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.
"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
by Santas little helper April 7, 2013
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conjukulate

To move ones hips in an ajile manner, while jiratting and maneuvering.
Hey Bobby what are you doing? What do you mean, I'm conjukulating.

Bobby:Did you see Lil John get hit by that car , and go into a seizure?

Dossie: He's not having a seizure dummy, he's conjukulating.

Nick:Parrish what's wrong with you, why are you shivering?
Parrish: I'm not cold, dumb azz I'm conjukulating stupid!!!

Dossie: I go to church and conjukulate!
by Versatillium October 27, 2017
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Conjojulate

The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.
Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......
by wise and stupid March 16, 2019
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Conjobulate

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.
"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"
by Zipstey October 26, 2020
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dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused
Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017
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conjubulated

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)
Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive
by Chris Meek July 10, 2003
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