Congresstipated

Legislation stuck in Congress.

Forget about that vital legislation.It's Congresstipated.

by Waboa February 13, 2009

congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

My friend was congested so he could not go to school

by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

pass a bill through Congress

to take a sh*t, a dump, etc.

"I'll be right back, after I pass this bill through Congress".

by dirty November 24, 2004

Congress Critter

A generic term; used to inclusively refer to all members of Congress.

Have you written to your Congress Critters about the state of the economy lately?

by ACRScout February 1, 2010

Mars Congressional Republic

Mars Congressional Republic is the independent sovereign nation in the Amazon Prime Series 'The Expanse'.

The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations

by BilalofShifa January 10, 2020

Congress

The opposite of PROGRESS.
PRO = Good
CON = Bad

GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.

by Anything Goes Tonight October 19, 2010

having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.

"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

by jahm3z April 20, 2009