Ass confetti

The sprinkling of brown stained toilet paper left on the seat after a vigorous wiping.

Other than the oil slicks left in the porcelain bowl, the flurry of ass confetti left on the seat was a sure sign something violent happened in here.

by TRex⚡️ May 22, 2016

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

Conferido

verb.
origin: RYAN CONFERIDO of QUEST CREW on America's Best Dance Crew

to own the shit out of someone through dance with awesome flips, tricks, b-boy moves, and incredibly sexy hair.

"Bitch, I'll conferido the crap outta you!"

"Conferido that shit!"

by ditaditabobitabananafanafofita March 7, 2009

doorknob confession

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

conference whore

A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.

Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting!

by Bond Architect September 7, 2013

champagne confetti

jeon jungkook's own way of saying making dat pussay SQUIRT

you won't regret me. CHAMPAGNE CONFETTI :3 i wanna see it in motion, in 3d

by eunkoo September 28, 2023

Confederate Breakfast

A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.

Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!

Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!

by Saint Charles Tavern November 15, 2011