coner

Clitoris boner. When a girl gets sexually aroused and her clit reacts the same way as a penis would. HARD.

When Juan and I were watching "Milf Melons", he went down my pants and rubbed my raging coner.

by Aroused EFABEN January 13, 2010

coner

When one gets a massive boner for a person with the name Conan.

That guy got a huge coner when he saw Conan.

by OG16 October 26, 2010

coner

one who engages in sexual activity with their instructor in order to gain a better grade

She only passed that class because she's a coner!

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009

coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.

My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!

by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013

Dirty Coner

The Dirty Coner is the act of shoving one's kitchen utensils one by one into your Rectum whilst playing low quality Jump Up Drum & Bass as loud as you can whilst staring intensely at your dog who is doing the circle dance before taking a shit.

"Did you hear about Ethan? I heard he was caught and gave his nan a heart attack whilst performing the Dirty Coner, his dog had to be put down"

by Eric Bana's Left Foot June 9, 2020

coner

reaching a boinf in the cold, leading to a raging cold boner

Dude, i totally just saw the new girl outside and got a total coner

by Alan Griggsby December 16, 2009

coner ross

The sexiest person you'll ever see. The moment you lay your eyes on him you can't look away. He's perfect in every way

Man he's a Coner ross

by Not me March 15, 2015