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Conogram

Falsely portraying a bit of admittedly nifty technology as being way more advanced than it is.
Also, something that CNN did to compete on the same level (read: lowest common denominator aka infotainment) as Fox. Lends a news program the objective crediblity equivalent to having Flava' Flav and Britney Spears MC the State of the Union Address.
Did you see the conogram on CNN last night during the election? That was just green-screening. My webcam can do that. Look, I'm in Maui now! Eat a dick, Wolf.
by JFork December 15, 2008
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Congradaboth

It's what the best man says to the bride and groom at a wedding when your nervous. Generally use could be to describe the happiness you are feeling for others.
ex 1: Dan and Sara, congradaboth you guys!

ex 2: So you guys spent 10 hours drinking beer?!?! Well congradaboth for not blowing chunks.
by theobese_sk8r July 19, 2010
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Condorrat Young Team

Located in cumbernauld lies condorrat wae the young team and the wan junkie that goes in the shop fuck all else in condorrat the chippys awright tho
Condorrat Young Team --cduj boys ya fuckin dafty,
by On tour fuck sake fuck sake December 27, 2021
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congradulations

A common misspelling of the word "congratulations", mainly used by people with a third-grade education.
Ex: Congradulations i am kOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by getshaton April 4, 2012
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Congraduation

1. What my ghetto Food Lion wrote on my wife's cake when I told them to write 'Congratulations.'

No, it wasn't for a graduation, they're just retarded. I mean, at the very least they could have put an 's' at the end. Seriously.

2. A pretty cool word if you think about it. 'Congratulations on your graduation' takes altogether too much effort to say, so for the lazy 'Congraduations!' is a fantastic time saver.
Class of 1999 iz tH3 Roxorz! CONGRADUATIONS!
by Flight23 July 31, 2007
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congradulatio

(noun) Fellatio that is given as congradulations.
He got congradulatio from his girlfriend after he won the election.
by BD 4 LIFE April 21, 2008
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congraduations

what lazy people say instead of "congratulations on your graduation". This is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)
Friend 1: "Yeah, it only took 10 years, but Heather finally graduated from college."
Friend 2: "Well, tell that bitch congraduations for me!"
by Mollie Mo February 15, 2006
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