Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Congradulations

congratulation soaked with adulations.

mostly used by loved and near ones who don't really have any idea about the achievement of the other.

Mike: hey i won the Data Interpretation Competition last night..!!!!!

Jamie: (clueless) Congradulations!!!!!!

by purpleoblivion January 2, 2011

Congradulations

Used when congratulating a person on coming out of the closet.

Congradulations on coming out Kyle.

by johntall December 2, 2010

Condgradulations

When someone has "conned" you into doing something for their gain and wishes to express their gratitude sarcasticly

or A word used to congratulate your manager on the successful completion of her baby creation project.

Condgradulations and all the best for the future!

by DKAndroid April 28, 2010

Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

Condragulations

1. A smartass cynical way of saying "congratulations" to a mentally retarded person.

2. A misspelling of the word "congratulations" to piss somebody off.

It's your birthday?! CONDRAGULATIONS!!

by Stump Jumping Jethro April 21, 2004

Condolulations

Combination of "condolences" and "congratulations." Used in response to a statement or pronouncement where the user is unsure of how the person who made the statement feels about their statement or pronouncement.

"My divorce is final." "Condolulations?"

by UncleWillard August 21, 2020