blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. Typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.

Joe: Last night sucked man. Blanket confusion kept me up for so long...
Matt: Sucks to suck!

by gtg01 March 25, 2012

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion

Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.

Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.

by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009

Anal Concussion

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.

During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!

by DmasterG March 3, 2014

Concession Button

Something one hits when they utterly give up, quit, discontinue, cease, etc.

Bobby: I'm fed up with this shit, FUCK IT. <leaves>
Onlooker: Bro, Bobby just totally hit the concession button.

by G to the Dizzle March 20, 2009

i am confusion

A phrase saying that you are confused used in a simi popular internet meme.

(Hears a confusing theory on 9/11) . I am confusion.

by Sober calvin February 26, 2017

confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

Concession

If you cant make a compromise to end an argument, you make a concession. It is when you offer your opponent something that they like at the cost of your opponent giving you something you like as well. Then you both agree to end the argument and the conflict is over.

“We cant make a compromise, so lets make a concession”

by Darkness666 November 3, 2020