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Total confunction nonsense

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way
Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense
by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020
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Clam Convention

The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.
"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."
by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010
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Because of my concussion...

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
by Avon67 February 24, 2011
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contention

The captured territory was the main area of contention between the two countries.
The show Barney has always been a source of contention for me. But seriously, it has ruined my childhood.
by seemslegit69 October 22, 2017
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Concussion Water

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011
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conventional watch

a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch
My phones dead, do you have the time?... on a conventional watch?
by Leels February 2, 2010
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Geneva Conventions

A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.

It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.
Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.

Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.
by seanyboyK May 3, 2016
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