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Bitches be complaining

When the bitches are getting on your nerves because of all the disturbing noise she "Thy Bitch" are making, and you feel blood streaming to your fists.
Oh my lord Jesus, Bitches be complaining.

Her: hbclwevgipqrlrgbqbhuqrguø! You: The bitches be complaining.
by Staten2 March 14, 2022
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
by QuacksO April 29, 2024
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complainiac

someone who complains so much, that no one likes to talk to them, or be around them.
"man, you would think that guy has never done hard work before- he's such a complainiac"
by jonathan cox July 28, 2008
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womplaining

Not to be confused with Womsplaning or Femsplaning (Which is just Mansplaning from a woman’s perspective)...

Womplaning is when a woman complains online and expects only validation as a response instead of a proposed solution.

If a solution is proposed, it will be responded to with an accusation of Mansplaning, whether or not the responder is a man.
Woman: Do men know how many times we rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like we're asking for advice?

Responder: Um, are you asking for advice on how to solve that problem?

Woman: No! Not interested in your Mansplaning!

Responder: Then, you want an answer to the question do men know how many times you rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like you’re asking for advice?

Woman: No asshole, I’m just complaining.

Responder: You mean “Womplaining”.
by Hang on Sloopy November 6, 2017
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Cumplaning

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.
"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"
by AirRoar February 26, 2010
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copsplaining

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.
An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.
by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018
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Complainiment

-noun

Compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.
Speaker 1: "I can't stand these size two jeans. There's nothing in my closet that seems to match."

Speaker 2: "Enough with the complainiments already, Speaker 1!"
by Westywordz March 11, 2011
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