Common Sense Media

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.

13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.

by Dubiks February 20, 2019

Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.

Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?

by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017

J Combo

The combo at McDonalds with the highest meat to dollar ratio. It is best suited for the Hebrew community as well as bros who need to eat while still leaving enough money for booze. The combo consists of two McDoubles and either a large drink during dollar drink days or if not then the infinitely refillable small drink.
If an individual is feeling adventurous it is accepted to replace the two McDoubles with a McGangBang though this is not a conventional J Combo.
The numerical cost of this combo differs whether in Canada or in the US though this combo will always be under 5 dollars.

Bro 1: Bro what are you going to get today?

Bro 2:Is that even a question? The J combo obviously

Bro 1: You cheap fuck

Bro 2: Hey can get the J combo

Questionable McDonalds Employee: $3.97 please

by McDeezysAllStar July 30, 2010

whistle dog combo

When you cheap out and take a girl to A&W for a first date and still have sex with her later that night. Therefore, you got to have sex and have awesome fast food for under ten bucks.

"I had a whistle dog combo last night because I took Megan to A&W and fucked her in my car after"
"Too bad Megan is a right chubby chicken"

by JLB237 October 11, 2011

Common core

How about when the hw is 1+1 and the test is "two trains are going in opposite directions traveling and the speed of Lauren. If one of them stops for a lunch break at around 12 pm how many cupcakes are needed to but a human soul?"

Common core question: Joe has 250 watermelons and needs 300 how many does he need to buy? Students: why the hell does someone need 300 watermelons?

by Turtle Trey October 10, 2018

arciba combo

Act of not lasting more than two pelvic thrusts during sex. Spanih Verb for the sexual activities of a two pump chump.

Gilbert managed the Arciba Combo once again. I don't think that two pump chump will ever change.

by Omaha! Omaha! May 6, 2016

Bauer-Bauer Combo

In hockey when a player is a total bender and his helmet is of the Bauer brand attached with the ugly stock Bauer cage. most players, at least cool ones, get the Bauer helmet with a dope CCM or Itech cage, not the ugly grey Bauer one that makes u look like a total fag. So when you see a player that is a complete scrub and is wearing this combination, make sure you complement him on his nice Bauer-Bauer Combo.

"Hey Dave, nice Bauer-Bauer Combo faggot"

by JoeyDangles69 October 15, 2009