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colossal fuckup

basically when you had fucked up but to a much great extent.
Person 1: Dude my dog shitted all over the neighbor's yard
Person 2: now that's a colossal fuckup
by KarateMachinery August 16, 2018
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Colossal Cock Energy

The biggest and dickiest of big dick energies.
Timothy: wow look at Pablo Escobar

Barbara: what about him

Timothy; he has Colossal Cock Energy
by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020
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Colossal Cock Mafia

A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.
Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.
by Poopyhead42069 April 26, 2020
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Cockstralia

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
by Professor Dive March 9, 2021
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Colossal shit

When you shit and you plug the toilet, and shit water is splashed all over the place.
“After chipotle I took a colossal shit”
by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019
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Colossal Faggot

Someone who is beyond the limits of being gay
by Niggerkicker9000 October 30, 2020
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colostrophe

Noun: The catastrophic failure of a colostomy bag

Informal: An embarrassing event or occurrence
"I woke up after the stag next to my sister and wearing her thong. What a colostrophe!"
by Michael A A February 7, 2008
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