Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

Colombia Effect

The Colombia Effect is a theory that suggests Colombian women have a superior convincing ability to make a man like them.

Guy: "I dont know what it is about that colombian girl I started dating, but I fell for her."

Friend: "Dude its the Colombia Effect"

by PeterTosh December 15, 2011

Cocomelon

A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021

Colombian minute

(noun) A Colombian minute is equal to about six minutes in real time to anyone not from Colombia.

My Colombian friend Dan is always running late. When he says he will be there "in ten minutes" you have about an hour to kill since he means Colombian minutes.

by gtbarry October 23, 2008

Colombian Handshake

When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family

She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!

by Chofu June 12, 2020

Crazy Colombian

When a male ejaculates on a females outer labia forming a horizontal line. Male then snorts the line of semen as if it were cocaine.

Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.

by xSK8 HO3x261x February 19, 2010

clomposure

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.

Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
"Cos, ladies, take it in
And get cLomposure
Before I lose it
Get cLomposure"

by princessetamtam January 19, 2009