coloop

The smell of the air inside, or in the vicinity of, the bathroom after someone goes #2 and tries to cover it up with cologne, body spray, or any other fragrance.

Guy #1: (walks past bathroom door) Hey man do you smell that? I can't tell if it smells good or really bad.

Guy #2: Yea, I know that smell. Not a bad cover up job, plus the exhaust fan is on, but you can still tell that smells like coloop.

Guy #1: Ahh, you're right. Quite the distinctive scent..

by dava0 July 6, 2014

coloptimize

To utilize fully a person or thing's attention, time, or resources for a (typically) frivolous purpose.

Tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.

by Mikhail Byrr March 4, 2014

Collapod

An autistic specimen also known from its previous name before being evolved as "Rhys"

The Collapod is a noble creature from the land of autistic squirrels

by Merajohn August 24, 2019

colloween

A celebration the day after Halloween. Some traditions include: wearing a costume, living in a dry country and befriending a woman named Colleen.

Do you have your costumes? Hurry up, it's almost Colloween.

by Fitty Fishy October 31, 2019

Strategic Collapse

... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video

Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.

Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020

collapsion

1. The result of a disastrous collapse

2. An overwhelming mess

1. The surrounding area was put off limits by police because of the roof's collapsion after a heavy snow.

2. My house is a total collapsion, so I'm cleaning before my mother arrives.

by Daniel Lucy October 4, 2006

collapse dance

Performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of economics and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.

Mike: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Jim: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Mike: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about!"

by CreditDefaultSwap April 8, 2011