Someone who collects objects, usually of a juvenile nature (toys, comics, games, memorabilia, for example), for the sole purpose of amassing a collection, rather than enjoying the objects themselves.
Mike is such a collectard, he thinks his stupid Atari Jaguar collection is interesting, even though he hasn't even unwrapped most of the packaging.
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mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?
kelly: yes i think i did
mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?
kelly: yes i think i did
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Get the collectors anxiety mug.What a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee often calls the Winston Collectramatic; the small pressurised deep fat fryer used for Original Recipe chicken.
by Telephony January 24, 2011
Get the Collecto mug.When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.
Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
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Get the fart collective mug.A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.
Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
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