wild colonoscopy

When some on stuffs your head up an animal’s ass.

I’m giving this elephant a wild colonoscopy

by The only pug July 17, 2021

Prison Colonoscopy

When you in jail and they think something might be up your ass so they reach in there and check.

Hey this kid has a Cop Cam shoved up his ass let's give him a prison Colonoscopy

by Lovepanda79 December 12, 2021

Reverse Colonoscopy

When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.

last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

covidoscopy

When two people go ass to ass. One of them shit's out of their butthole, pushing it through to the others butthole, in turn receiving the shit. The covid infused shit may go back and forth multiple times, but no more than 5.

I wish someone would give me a covidoscopy so I could get covid and not have to go to work.

by Vladiman443 January 11, 2022

clitoscopy

when someone looks very close at a clit, as through a microscope

"looks like you're gonna need a clitoscopy susan, no question about it." or "yep, she's due for the old clitoscopy'

by vizcacha la July 1, 2006

panamanian colonoscopy

when a man has one of the prostitutes he knocked up get an abortion.

damn it ernesto's girl has to get a panamanian colonoscopy

by tobacco joe September 19, 2009

colonoscopee

the act of a male having butt sex with a female, and then rinsing out her butt with your urine in preparation of butt sex.

"My girl told me to stick it in her ass, so i gave her a colonsoscopeee first."

"I gave Luckie a colonoscopee before i butt raped him because he would not let me spit in his butthole."

by corn up your crank January 8, 2012