Cauliflower Fart

In the same family as the broccoli fart, the cauliflower fart will appear in the bowels some time after consuming cauliflower and produces a substantial amount of heat accompanied by a deep sulfurous bouquet. These farts are known to linger for seemingly inconceivable time periods.

Last night I unleashed a raunchy cauliflower fart before I got out of the car. When Sandy got up to take the kids to school the next day it was still in there. I guess the kids were crying pretty bad about the stench.

by bl1979 October 19, 2010

Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.

I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.

by Vortakai February 7, 2018

canadian cauliflower

A bitch

Hey you Canadian Cauliflower

by Kaylswim January 29, 2017

cauliflower ear

a boxer's or wrestler's ear deformed by injuries and accumlated scar tissue

If you don't retire you will end up with a cauliflower ear.

by Light Joker September 1, 2005

collinflower

A person who spreads fear across russian mobsters and Chinese triads because of his particular set of skills(booty).

Dude did you see the Collinflower at Dairy Queen? He had everybody on their knees when he showed them his booty slapping skills.

by That Guy 995 May 9, 2014

red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower

the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

Califlower

Weed from California

"Hey you got the weed"

"Yeah I got the califlower straight from the bear state"

by Himason9 April 10, 2017