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Colfer Melfofo

A retard on Yahoo! Answers a massively trolled "Answer" forum. He hates gays and evolution. He Loves Jesus (likely sexually) and Methamphetamine. He is an obvious Closet fag
Colfer Melfofo: Gays and evolution can not be rail fag can not hav babies and evolution for babies
by Googleyantrasipa July 26, 2011
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Conifer

1) A place for pot smoking hippies to live in their later years.
2) The birthplace of one of South Parks' creators.
3) Famous for the school's 2 page dedication to parties/drugs in school in the yearbook.
4. A place where if you don't smoke pot...You will be forced to.
-Wanna go to Conifer?
-Why?
-You know why...
by Bri? February 20, 2009
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conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.
person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
by James AC August 30, 2006
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coliteral

1) Refers to when women withhold their clitoris and other cunt components as sexual collateral when negotiating with a male to successfully achieve her desired outcome. The denying a man to playfully pound her pussy parts slowly wears them down to the point where they give into the most unbelievable terms.

This tactic is employed mostly by either:
- Tricky bitches, who like to play games with men, however, they themselves can't abstain for great lengths of time due to the fact that they are raging sluts (averaging 4-5 hours before giving in). However their success rate still remains high because they frequently date losers even more sad than themselves
- Prudes, because they lack the capacity to process the wonders found from sexual activity. About all don't intentionally use coliteral, but they have a figurative chastity belt where most enjoy a sex drive. This mostly just leaves them sad, unfortunate looking women who miss out on physical euphoria.

2) It is also frequently employed to ensure the safe & successful return of something, a woman holds valuable, that she has entrusted to a man (Stupid shit..such as: her dry cleaning, the children, heavy household bullshit she bought with his money and then bestows the guy with the task of moving it.
1) "Big Papa and Kim have been arguing the entire week because she wants more random shit and he wouldn't buy it. She held a little coliteral over him and the next day she had two new wigs."

2) "Until you get back here with all 6 types of my prescription meds, this box is in storage. I'm serious, I've gone 3 whole hours without medicating!!"
by Mallred March 8, 2011
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Colferlust

A term meaning 'Love for Gay men', especially when used by a straight female.

Origin: Chris Colfer is a gay man who stars in Glee and has a larger fanbase than Jupiter.
I have SO much Colferlust for Kurt Hummel.

Blaine is definitely Colferlust-worthy.

William Sledd is my #3 Colferlust outlet.
by TheGirlWhoWaited July 5, 2012
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Califerous

Califerous - Particularly cunning, sly, dangerous, and seductive.
My friend looked quite califerous, almost like a double agent.
by Slater124 January 29, 2021
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Colfernized

colfernized or colfernization comes from the name Chris COLFER

it's a fan made word (made by me)

it actually means that you are totally inlove with Chris Colfer

see also crisstopized for the Darren Criss version
person 1: how many pictures do you have of Chris Colfer?
person 2: uuhm over 200
person 3: YOU ARE DEF COLFERNIZED
by SnowyP7 March 29, 2011
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