crack open a cold one

To open up an ice cold beer

I just got home from a hard day of work and all I want to do is lay back in my recliner and crack open a cold one. Ahhhh tasty

by BahBahBlacksheep333 November 18, 2009

colonel stripes

Stripes of faecaes / shit left on a forearm from a progressively deeper ass fisting session

That guy really took it in the ass, look st my colonel stripes!

by Shatwood May 19, 2017

Condone

The best fucking brand owned by one of the sexiest niggas Bigslime DEO. I lied that nigga is a fucking liar been teasing tees for over one year and doesn't wnat to drop them. Still love you tho Bruce

Donation nigga: WHEN IS THE JESUS IS A BLACK MAN TEES DROPPPING NIGGA?
BRUCE: SOON.
5 fucking months later still no condone tees.

by Kilbubba March 31, 2022

a cold one

This is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, Normally takes place on a Friday or Saturday.

Girl: Wanna come over and smash?
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.

by One of the boys. June 1, 2017

Crack open a cold one

1. To open a cold beer
2. To crack open a cold coffin and fuck the corpse inside

1. It's been such a stressful day I can't wait to get home and crack open a cold one
2. I'm so fuckin horny right now I would even crack open a cold one

by (****()) August 23, 2022

Colonel Paddy

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II

Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

colonel h stinkmeaner

the baddest motherfucker hell had ever seen

he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga

by QUANDALE DINGLE November 11, 2022