conosexual

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).

God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.

by Con May 9, 2003

Conosethesis

Someone who is afraid of others

Banso: Hey buddy, you have conosethesis?
Menasi: Go away! Leave me alone! please!

by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013

cognoscent

when a person of typically superior knowledge and intelligence quite simply has momentarily last their capability to spell and mistakes this tragic butcher job of a word with the correct 'cognizant'

We need to be cognoscent of this going forward

by schmartee February 24, 2020

conosaure

a fucking gigantual human. ballin since forever and can always get him self out of sticky situation.

mate im a fucking conosaure out in this jungle

by nigga with white attitude February 16, 2014

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

by youre mum October 17, 2014

Cognisize

Becoming aware that when you get a hard it’s all in your head.

Cognisize; cognisized; cognisizes (v) : I wish I could cognisize this hard on To really be 3 in. Longer, but its all in my head.

by Longbackdorsea November 29, 2020

coanostrokus

A momentary lapse in judgement or thought due to temporary down-syndrome; momentary coanocytis; see coanocytis for more details

*Coan returns pickle ball to stranger and stranger thanks him*

Coan: "You're good. Thank you."

Grant: "Doge, did you just have a coanostrokus?!"

by tankusdaddius999 April 27, 2023