cigarette bitch

One who bums cigarettes instead of buying their own.

John: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Peter: You gonna give me a blowjob for it?
You cigarette bitch!

by Bominog December 17, 2004

Sitting on a cigar

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.

John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".

by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011

Cigaregret

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.

Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.

by Lorddino August 18, 2015

Cigarection

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.

"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"

by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Coger

This word can make a misunderstanding between Spanish speakers of different places.

In Spain the word "Coger" is used as the verb "to grab".
In Mexico the word "Coger" is used as "Fuck"

Spain: Voy a coger algo de comer

(I'm going to grab something to eat)

Mexico: Me voy a coger a esa muchacha (I'm going to have sex with that girl)

by MoisoGenio November 27, 2013

Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.

"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009