cunction

(noun) a fuctional cunt in action.

"d00d...that girl has such a cunctional pu$$y. makes me jizz EVERY TIME."

(can also be modified into an adjective.)

by bambamtimmie November 26, 2009

conjunctioner

An rare and extremely elite sorcerer that has spent most of his/her life practicing the occult arts and has become bestowed and gifted beyond that of all other magicians and sorcerers. These few are so skilled and powerful that they can create/destroy entire galaxies and cause inner stellar cataclisms of epic proportions. Their magical powers are limitless as they are like Gods. They have walked The Thousand Moons and have drank from The Black River of The Mother Godess.

"The conjuctioner exploded a star to show skeptics his unbound might!"

by E April 5, 2005

bespite of (conjunction)

bespite of conj (blend of "because of" and "in spite of" - a condensed form of the expression "because of, or perhaps in spite of."

This work, when done and published, will be met with keen interest by scholars and general public alike, bespite of its controversial nature.


Bespite of the intensity of the debate, there has been considerable advancement in our understanding of this global trend.

Bespite of the expectation of Truman's impending loss, Democrats turned out, and by means of an "underdog effect" assured Truman's victory.

by Mikhail Epstein November 14, 2003

Confunctionating

To control and function a certain machinery or other objects you could control and function.

"Yesterday I was confunctionating a crane at my work."

by skibidifanumtax May 20, 2024

Confuction

When you make ranch with rice pudding, instead of geek yogurt.

Dude I tried to make ranch for hot wings, and created a confuction. Though know what’s worst!? It tasted like Chinese.

by Titus dyfilid February 16, 2019

conjunctionitis

A major case of red-eye caused by your staying up late obsessing over trivial parts-of-speech crap on da word-processor.

English teachers need to guard against developing conjunctionitis from fussing with ADjectives and ADverbs AD-nauseum!

by QuacksO November 25, 2023

Conflunction

Definition:
A state of being extremely highunundersterndable. It describes a situation, person, or idea that is so chaotic, illogical, or complex that your brain completely stops working.

Example:
Person A: "Did you understand a single word the professor just said?"
Person B: "Not at all, man. I’m in a state of pure conflunction right now."

by Nastybast December 29, 2025