porn coffie

The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.

"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."

by Skler December 6, 2007

rem manus conficere

to finish the hand job!!

rem manus conficere bitch

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Coofice

Development with Condominium and Office together

Coofice prices are skyrocketing these days

by Mr Ampox November 20, 2011

cofficted

Someone who's addicted to coffee.

Kristen: I need coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Dana: You drank at least one gallon of coffee today. Calm down..
Kristen: ...
Dana: You're so cofficted.

by Sarcastic DuctTape June 12, 2017

coffiesta

A combination of a coffee and a siesta, you drink a coffee set your alarm for 15 to 30 minutes (desired nap time), go to sleep and when you wake up the coffee will have kicked in giving you maximum awakening.

Just going to have a quick coffiesta

by The Real Pat Steele May 16, 2018

coffie

a photograph of a cup of coffee, especially of an artistically made macchiato, cafe latte, etc.

The macchiato with the five-leafed fern was so beautiful that I took a coffie for my Pinterest page.

by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

coffie shop

when someone does somethin stupid or un called for.

if jay-z leaves beyonce for someone as ugly as lil kim that would be a coffie shop

by miss new new April 2, 2009