catastrophEmail

This is a critical email failure. It is caused by one seeing a very important email in the inbox and then putting it off so the proper time and thought can go into the reply. By procrastinating, the email then gets buried by new emails pouring in and it never gets responded to, causing a catastrophe.

Term coined by Byrnes Consulting, LLC

Question: "Why did Bob get fired?"
Reply: "A catastrophEmail took another victim. If only he replied right away!"

by Byrnes Consulting, LLC November 8, 2017

Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.

Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.

by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008

Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 6, 2005

comcastrophe

A situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.

George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!

by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006

Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.

Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016

cuntastrophe

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

by louflo July 11, 2010

Clitastrophe

A BIG catastrophe caused by a clit

Girl:THIS IS A BIG CLITASTROPHE

Boy:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019